Exploring 2020 American Politics Using Jurassic Park AnalogiesA series of observations from an exhausted and exasperated citizenNov 19, 2020Nov 19, 2020
If You Get Engaged At Burning Man, Does It Count?What my spontaneous engagement taught me about commitmentAug 2, 2018A response icon1Aug 2, 2018A response icon1
Terrified Boy Employs Emotionally Manipulative Tactics to get Girlfriend to Dump HimSILVERLAKE, CA — After six grueling months of intense passive aggressive behavior, Silverlake native Jim Benson finally succeeded in…Apr 21, 2018A response icon2Apr 21, 2018A response icon2
Published inthe compositeBe Your Own Mom!An unabridged and improvised approach to self love from someone who has a tremendous amount of difficulty with self love.Aug 22, 2017A response icon1Aug 22, 2017A response icon1
Amazon Installs over 10k Drones in Whole Foods Market to Discourage Salad Bar GrazersLos Angeles, CA — Since announcing it’s purchase of Whole Foods for a whooping $13.4 billion, E-Commerce and cloud computing behemoth…Jun 16, 2017Jun 16, 2017
27 year-old Aspiring Comedy Writer Comes to Grim Conclusion that Nothing is FunnyLOS ANGELES, CA — After a grim few months of writing a spec script, attempting to write a pilot and churning out new material for her…May 18, 2017A response icon1May 18, 2017A response icon1
Published inFuture TravelHow I Moved from New York to Los Angeles in an Attempt to Escape My Problems.(And why it didn’t work.)Jan 18, 2017A response icon10Jan 18, 2017A response icon10
Horrible Holiday ExpectationsAnd how they send me spiraling into a deep depression several times a year.Dec 20, 2016A response icon1Dec 20, 2016A response icon1
Published inHackerNoon.comAngel Investor Stops By Start-Up on Friday Afternoon UnannouncedInstills Fear and Anxiety in Ragtag Group of EmployeesNov 12, 2016A response icon1Nov 12, 2016A response icon1
