Exploring 2020 American Politics Using Jurassic Park AnalogiesA series of observations from an exhausted and exasperated citizenNov 19, 2020Nov 19, 2020
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Terrified Boy Employs Emotionally Manipulative Tactics to get Girlfriend to Dump HimSILVERLAKE, CA — After six grueling months of intense passive aggressive behavior, Silverlake native Jim Benson finally succeeded in…Apr 21, 20182Apr 21, 20182
Published inthe compositeBe Your Own Mom!An unabridged and improvised approach to self love from someone who has a tremendous amount of difficulty with self love.Aug 22, 20171Aug 22, 20171
Amazon Installs over 10k Drones in Whole Foods Market to Discourage Salad Bar GrazersLos Angeles, CA — Since announcing it’s purchase of Whole Foods for a whooping $13.4 billion, E-Commerce and cloud computing behemoth…Jun 16, 2017Jun 16, 2017
27 year-old Aspiring Comedy Writer Comes to Grim Conclusion that Nothing is FunnyLOS ANGELES, CA — After a grim few months of writing a spec script, attempting to write a pilot and churning out new material for her…May 18, 20171May 18, 20171
Published inFuture TravelHow I Moved from New York to Los Angeles in an Attempt to Escape My Problems.(And why it didn’t work.)Jan 18, 201710Jan 18, 201710
Horrible Holiday ExpectationsAnd how they send me spiraling into a deep depression several times a year.Dec 20, 20161Dec 20, 20161
Published inHackerNoon.comAngel Investor Stops By Start-Up on Friday Afternoon UnannouncedInstills Fear and Anxiety in Ragtag Group of EmployeesNov 12, 20161Nov 12, 20161
